Marcus, my 2 year old nephew, was being naughty and out of desperation, my sister looks up at the ceiling and says "Santa, Marcus is being a bad boy"
Without skipping a beat, Marcus looks up at the ceiling and says "I'm just going to turn Santa off."
A couple of hours later during dinner, he looks up at the ceiling and says "Santa, I want a skateboard, a helmet and a buzz watch. He then realized that poor Grace was going to be left out, so he added, "and a princess watch for Grace (she is only 10 months old)."
By the way, he's drinking Cuban coffee in this pic.